Adaptation A: Pitch Ideas

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"Signs you are ___"

Signs you are Irish/an Irish expats
Signs you are watching an infographics 
Signs you are a witch in colonial America 
Signs you are a tea-addict 
Signs you are diabetic
Signs you are a basic witch
Signs you are a ghost/living dead
Signs you are in a [director]'s film
Signs you are working in 1960's ad agency
Signs you are most evidently an Austen heroine
Signs you are a Sim(s) character
Signs you are a cat enthusiast
Signs you are a Halloween/Christmas enthusiast
Signs you are getting old